Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh has uncovered the old “on hold” greeting for Hillary Clinton’s office as secretary of state.
OK well, not really. But he did create a fantastic parody of what her greeting might have sounded like.
The greeting instructs callers to “press three” for “help with a problem” but for “faster results press six for our foundational concierge service.”
The faux message then tells the fictional caller “Welcome to pay for play. Help three needy Americans and get your business deal approved overnight by making a voluntary, tax-deductible, donation to the Bill, Hillary and sometimes Chelsea Clinton Foundation.”
But wait until you hear what she will give you and for what amount.
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