The Philadelphia Police Department hilariously punked hip hop artist Kanye West big time.
Ever since Saturday, when West announced that he was more than dead broke — he was $53 million in debt — he’s been the brunt of jokes. But this one has to be the best so far.
West tweeted:
I write this to you my brothers while still 53 million dollars in personal debt… Please pray we overcome… This is my true heart…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016
Philadelphia isn’t known as the city of brotherly love without reason. And the city’s finest proved it by offering West a helping hand — and a way out of his dire circumstances.
They tweeted:
We R hiring,@kanyewest! Starting salary of $47,920; u could be debt-free by the year 3122! https://t.co/EHV6nhwuGY pic.twitter.com/TzSTK2zEGr
— Philadelphia Police (@PhillyPolice) February 18, 2016
Debt free by 3122! That’s only 1,106 years, and then he and his family can once again smell the sweet air of financial freedom!
Not only that, as the photo illustrates, West looks downright snazzy in police blue.
Everyone on social media loved it!
Whomever handles the @PhillyPolice social media deserves a raise. https://t.co/V02yvMUCQu
— Jim Lokay #FOX5DC (@LokayFOX5) February 18, 2016
@PhillyPolice me thinks you are going to get national headlines with this one… @PPDEricGripp take a bow!
— Porsha Grant Brawner (@ProducerPG6) February 18, 2016
*snickersnort* When @kanyewest wakes up he’s gonna be sooo mad at you. @PhillyPolice Good job! #BlueLivesMatter
— mb (@imsure) February 18, 2016
@PhillyPolice @kanyewest wait! You really want to give him a gun? DUCK!!
— Michael Murdock (@docmurdock) February 18, 2016
But at least one thought it may take a bit longer for West to become totally debt-free.
@PhillyPolice @Pennysplace @kanyewest Don’t forget to factor in a mortgage payments on the mansion and your Ferrari payments! Maybe 3200?
— Captain Smirk (@Captain_Smirk1) February 19, 2016
Pizza Hut UK also humiliated West by announcing that they’d received his job application.
West had a different idea to get out of debt. He suggested that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg invest $1 billion in “Kanye ideas.”
If that’s Kanye’s idea of a “Kanye idea,” it’s not worth a plug nickel.
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