“Saturday Night Live’s” cold open featured the cast’s own Donald and Melania Trump, with the Republican presidential contender offering his “naughty or nice list.”
“I want to wish everyone out here a Merry Christmas, to the Jews Happy Hanukkah, and to the Muslims, send me your names,” SNL’s Taran Killam said before getting to his list.
“First up, the polls: Very nice,” he said. “The last poll has me leading by 20 percent! It’s starting to sink in, people — I’m gonna be president!”
He also rates former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, whom he calls “the nutcracker,” Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and even dear old Saint Nick himself.
Although it was all about the candidate, some of the best lines were offered by Cecily Strong who played his wife.
Of Zuckerberg, she asked, “If you give away all your money how will you stay married?”
Watch the clip below.
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