Internet adultery hack missed THESE folks by a country mile; can you guess why?

[sharenow]

While last week’s release of registered users’ profiles from the adultery website Ashley Madison exposed cheating spouses nationwide, the hack left people in three ZIP codes unscathed.

Now, before assuming these three communities are beacons of light in which you can find loyal spouses in the darkness of unfaithful partners, there is good reason for their lack of representation in the scandal.

They have incredibly small populations and — this is a biggie — they have almost no Internet.

As Gawker’s Gabrielle Bluestone reported, they are:

Nikolai, Alaska: 99691 – Population: 94 as of the 2010 U.S. Census.

Perryville, Alaska: 99648 — Population: 113 as of the 2010 U.S. Census.

Polvadera, New Mexico: 87828 — Population: 269 as of the 2010 U.S. Census.

“There’s maybe roughly 10 households that have Internet,” Perryville’s Dana Phillips told Gawker.

Respondents in the other two towns shared similar sentiments with Gawker, telling the website their towns consisted of mostly older people who simply don’t have access to the web.

But the best response came from Nikolai emergency firefighter Nancy Vanderpool, who was in a hurry to get off the phone with Bluestone.

“I don’t know how you got my number, but I need to free up this phone because I have customers waiting to use the credit card,” she said. “And I really don’t have the time to be talking with you right now about cheating on spouses, or whatever, gawkers.”

DONATE TO BIZPAC REVIEW

Please help us! If you are fed up with letting radical big tech execs, phony fact-checkers, tyrannical liberals and a lying mainstream media have unprecedented power over your news please consider making a donation to BPR to help us fight them. Now is the time. Truth has never been more critical!

Success! Thank you for donating. Please share BPR content to help combat the lies.
[sharenow]
Carmine Sabia

Comment

We have no tolerance for comments containing violence, racism, profanity, vulgarity, doxing, or discourteous behavior. If a comment is spam, instead of replying to it please click the ∨ icon below and to the right of that comment. Thank you for partnering with us to maintain fruitful conversation.

PLEASE JOIN OUR NEW COMMENT SYSTEM! We love hearing from our readers and invite you to join us for feedback and great conversation. If you've commented with us before, we'll need you to re-input your email address for this. The public will not see it and we do not share it.

Latest Articles