Talk about an awkward atmosphere.
It’s hard to say who’s the bigger heel, the guy breaking up with his girlfriend on an airplane or the onlooker live-tweeting the emotional drama.
And if breaking up with a significant other on an airplane is a must, it would be wise to do it when the plane is descending for a landing, not when first taking off.
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A flight departing from Raleigh Airport in North Carolina was experiencing a delay when the dramatic scene began to unfold, according to Fox News. And that’s when a person sitting in the same aisle started posting a blow-by-blow take on a Twitter account registered to Kelly Keegs — with a heckuva twist at the end.
“This is the greatest plane delay I’ve ever had,” the person posted at one point, clearly enjoying the show.
*Caution: Strong Language
This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she's SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 23, 2015
@keegs141 Guy: “I just can’t stand you. I can’t be near you. I would switch seats if i could”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: “is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “Great. JUST GREAT. I’m so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: I don’t care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “ITS JUST SO MEAN. DO I DESERVE THIS? WHY ARE TOU BRINGING THIS UP”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
“I don’t want to be this girl. I don’t want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
“Is that what you’re starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “Why is this so easy for you? It’s just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: “You need to calm down” Girl: “To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**loud sobs**
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
And now for the twist… perhaps the whole thing was a lead up to make-up sex? As Jerry Seinfeld once said, make-up sex is the “best feature” of a relationship, unless you’re sent to prison and have a conjugal visit.
What the fuck? Now they’re making out. I’m not kidding
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Love conquers all.
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