A Pittsburgh convenience store clerk didn’t just bring a knife to a knife fight with two punks trying to hold him up — he brought a sword.
And it wasn’t much of a fight after that.
The attempted robbery took place Friday night, when two juvenile males armed with a machete tried to hold up the Perry Market convenience store on the city’s North Side, according to WPXI.
But the clerk just pulled out his sword and fought back.
(Perhaps thinking of the immortal words of Crocodile Dundee: “That’s not a knife, THIS is a knife.”)
“Then when he hit the sword that the dude had in his hand — my brother hit the sword — he ran away,” the clerk’s brother M.C. Hydare told WPXI.
The thieves have yet to be caught, but they might want to find a new line of work.
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