Student drunk-emails teacher CRAZY, embarrassing message; teacher’s response is classic

An email exchange supposedly between an intoxicated student and his pretty hip teacher is making the rounds on the Internet — and if it isn’t true, it should be.

Because plenty of people were getting a kick out of it on Wednesday.

The exchange — uploaded to Imgur by a man who identifies himself as Patrick Davidson — starts with an admittedly drunk student emailing to his teacher, a Mr. Martin, with a compliment, an offer and a request.

First, the smashed scholar tells Martin he thinks he’s a “m****rf*****g G” and he’s sorry he’s bald.

Then, the plastered pupil offers to get his teacher a girl “who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin.” Then comes the request:

Drunk Email 1

The teacher’s response is equally comical.

He doesn’t need the girl Davidson offered because “my wife likes” the bald look, and he doesn’t get paid enough for hair implants anyway.

And as to the request? The teacher has one of his own.

Drunk Email 2

“What were you drinking last night?” the teacher asked. “Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don’t have to remember what you said.”

Carmine Sabia

Carmine Sabia Jr started his own professional wrestling business at age 18 and went on to become a real estate investor. Currently he is a pundit who covers political news and current events.
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