This should crack you up.
A new tongue-in-cheek petition to change the name of a popular restaurant because of its racial overtones is making the rounds on the Internet.
The petition, posted at change.org by someone named Ryan Kotch, seeks to change the name of Cracker Barrel to Caucasian Barrel.
I say all of us European Americans start protesting C****er Barrel. It uses an offensive slur and it is deeply offensive and mocks our long and proud heritage.
The name is offensive, their logo stereotypes European Americans as people who sit on chairs and lean against what appears to be a bourbon barrel, claiming we are all a bunch of alcoholics. Sure, they’ll SAY it’s a “cracker” barrel but everyone knows crackers don’t come in barrels, they come in bags and boxes!
Change the name C****er Barrel to Caucasian Barrel. After all, white people should have something to be offended by, too!
Why not? There’s plenty of righteous indignation to go around. Just check out some of the responses from the Twitterverse if you don’t believe it.
@FreedomChild3 SALTINE-AMERICAN BARREL!!!! Let’s all be PC, right? Sheesh.
— Bill Thomas (@billnsher42197) July 12, 2015
— Trace (@TraceBeard) July 12, 2015
— Phoenix Combat (@PhoenixCombat) July 12, 2015
— Laura (@littlepeep09) July 12, 2015
— Mark Barnes (@mmbarnes20) July 12, 2015
And never say another word to anyone, about anything.
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