Don’t try to book a bar mitzvah!
Those fun-loving libertines at the Islamic State have announced they are re-opening a 5-star hotel in the war-wracked city of Mosul, Iraq, and the jokes on social media weren’t long in coming.
— Terrormonitor.org (@Terror_Monitor) May 6, 2015
@Terror_Monitor Is this place take a picture of killmurderput POW to death？I think Just like a kindergarten
— Mam 小宮 (@19590415g) May 6, 2015
@kshaheen love the men in black turbans under the pastel-colored balloons
— Erin Cunningham (@erinmcunningham) May 6, 2015
According to the IB Times, the Ninawa International Hotel was once a playground for the Middle East’s international elites, on the banks of the Tigris River. It’s reopening now as a temporary housing site for ISIS top commanders, as well as a little luxury time for its ill-paid rank-and-file fighters.
ISIS Opens Luxury Hotel, Beheadings Included https://t.co/JsrA73JUeb (DON’T VISIT THE BARBER SHOP>>>>EVER ! )
— The Real Anonymous (@anon99percenter) May 7, 2015
Alcohol, music, smoking, dancing and gambling are not going to be part of the amenities, though the hotel is expected to host weddings for jihadi fighters and their blushing, kidnapped and ravished brides.
It’s really not funny that the world’s most notable organization dedicated chiefly to committing murder on a global scale — including in the United States — is opening a plush pad for it leaders to luxuriate in the lap of luxury, but that didn’t stop the Twitter world from laughing out loud.
Seriously, “Hotel Rwanda’s” got a better reputation than “Hotel Caliph-ornia,” or “The Shariaton.”
We’ll leave your head on for you. MT @DanaTheBlaze Apparently ISIS has built a brand new luxury hotel! What should their slogan be? — Nels (@debitking) May 7, 2015
Only if they like the view from 11-stories up — and dropping fast.
On the other hand, might be a great place for a cartoon contest.
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