How long will it be before he makes it a national holiday by executive order?
President Obama’s mini-meltdown during a White House news conference last week was just the beginning of the birthday begging.
The DNC didn’t miss a beat with the annual appeal to the ignorant, but this time it was a little creepy:
Maybe after you sign the card, send your wedding rings to the president as in-kind donations pic.twitter.com/pwsgOXxgAp
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) August 3, 2014
Way to be creepy there, DNC pic.twitter.com/QIKeIK7zR7
— Bridget Johnson (@Bridget_PJM) August 2, 2014
@Bridget_PJM All it needs is a note *It would be a shame if something happened to your taxes for not signing this card.
— C. Irwin (@Bookwormdearlor) August 3, 2014
@JonahNRO 327,881 people need to get a hobby.
— Badger Mike Ramone (@rubedawg1061) August 3, 2014
@JonahNRO I wouldn’t be surprised if his supporters sent their first born sons.
— Cranky Gordon (@CrankyGordon) August 3, 2014
@JonahNRO Shortest time known to man: time between signing card with email and arrival of first donation request
— Jon (@jon_fullerton) August 3, 2014
@JonahNRO i wonder if he had a Star Wars or Power Ranger themed party?
— Thomas Lingerfelt (@tlingerfelt22) August 3, 2014
— misinforminimalism (@jeff_techentin) August 3, 2014
For a few, it was all about the cupcakes:
@JonahNRO Are those ‘free-range, sustainable, gluten-free’ cupcakes?
— big dex in CC (@richmondspike) August 3, 2014
@JonahNRO Any crack in those cupcakes?
— CJinVA (@20142) August 3, 2014
Not surprisingly, Obama plans to celebrate his birthday like it was just a regular day. He’s going golfing.
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