“Party like you just don’t care” is an oft heard mantra these days, but a Florida couple took it to a new level when they had sex on the beach in broad daylight, with dozens of beach goers, to include children, looking on.
For nearly 25 minutes.
According to Fox 13 Tampa Bay, Jose “Benny” Caballero and Elissa Alvarez ended up being charged with lewd and lascivious behavior after a grandmother videotaped them going at it.
She said the couple took a long nap afterwards — a perfectly normal thing to do after a long, invigorating romp in the sand — and after awakening renewed, decided to give an encore performance!
“We thought they were dead,” the witness said. “But when they woke up, they cuddled for a while, then started into the same thing they did before.”
The Fox affiliate reported that one parent had enough at this point and called police — witnesses said Caballero became “mouthy” with the the officers when arrested.
After all, what’s wrong with a guy having a moment of intimacy with his favorite girl.
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