Wild shirtless man from ‘Planet Zoltron’ storms police cruiser

A shirtless Michigan man carrying a 4-foot metal pipe surprised Muskegon County deputies when he came out of nowhere and threw himself onto a police cruiser, busting the windshield.

The deputy had no time to react as the man, later identified as Calquan Dion Burr, bounced off the windshield and jumped back on his feet, seemingly unhurt.

A witness report said Burr appeared to be “drunk or high and was talking about seeing blue orbits,” according to MLive.com.

Burr told the deputies he could have “tackled that car and could have crushed it if he wanted to,” according to the police report, which said, “He also claimed he was from the Planet Zoltron and that his father sent him.”

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