You can file this Friday night funny under “F” for “Find a different line of work.”
Felipe Cruz, 39, is wanted for the attempted robbery of a Chase Bank in Pompano Beach, Fla. Thursday. How do they know who he is? Because he handed the teller his stick up note written on the back of a completed job application.
Watch the news report from WPEC channel 12 via the Washington Free Beacon, then then check out “Michelle Obama on why they don’t attend church: ‘We could be loungin’ and nappin’’.”
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