Martial artist and actor Chuck Norris turned 74 Monday and Twitter is aglow with tributes, proving that his reputation is as stellar as ever.
The tweets are too many to list, but are sure to make your day. To get a good sampling follow the hashtag
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As the legendary tough guy celebrates, USA Today shared a number of tweets, including one that suggested that the day is more of a momentous occasion for the number 74 than for Norris:
Chuck Norris is 74 today. However, Chuck Norris doesn’t celebrate turning 74, the number 74 celebrates being associated with Chuck Norris.
— Rob Stats (@TheRobStats) March 10, 2014
Chuck Norris is 74 today! And remember, he doesn’t blow out his birthday candles. He stares at them and they extinguish themselves. — Cari (@CariHot967) March 10, 2014
Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug. The bear isn’t dead… it’s just afraid to move. Happy 74th Birthday to the roundhouse master. — Brian Flynn (@BFlynn277) March 10, 2014
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. #HappyBirthday #ChuckNorris
— Jack McAllister (@JackMacActs) March 10, 2014
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes #chucknorrisbirthday
— Beat 102 103 (@beat102103) March 10, 2014
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