The same way stopped clocks occasionally get it right, and a million hypothetical monkeys with a million hypothetical typewriters could wrap out a hyphothetical Shakespeare, some Hollywood nutcases can hit on the truth once in a while.

Putting Twitter’s TwitLonger app to lengthy use,former “Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen rapped out his latest gift to political discourse, a 35-line epistolary poem to President Obama, urging a shockingly sensible way to protect children from gun violence:

Try actually protecting children from gun violence!

Here’s the post in its entirety.

By Charlie Sheen standards, it’s pretty sobering stuff.

Mr. President

ENOUGH!!!

Stop wining and dining
Hollywood
long enough to
STOP the random
thrill kill
SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!!

I’m launching an
emergency campaign
for a Fed funded
mandate to
place
‘armed protection’
in and around
EVERY campus
EVERY pre school
EVERY High school
EVERY ‘anywhere’
our children are seeking
an education yet
sadly remain
unprotected from this
unconscionable and
devastating insanity!

Put all of your returning
soldiers to work!!
they ALREADY
have a skill set
in place that this job
requires!

Obama Care????
Obviously
YOU DO NOT!

I’ll see you on
Cap Hill.

c sheen

#BloodOnYourHand

Must have been time for the monkeys to start typing …

H/T: Independent Journal Review

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