The same way stopped clocks occasionally get it right, and a million hypothetical monkeys with a million hypothetical typewriters could wrap out a hyphothetical Shakespeare, some Hollywood nutcases can hit on the truth once in a while.
Putting Twitter’s TwitLonger app to lengthy use,former “Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen rapped out his latest gift to political discourse, a 35-line epistolary poem to President Obama, urging a shockingly sensible way to protect children from gun violence:
Try actually protecting children from gun violence!
Here’s the post in its entirety.
By Charlie Sheen standards, it’s pretty sobering stuff.
Stop wining and dining
long enough to
STOP the random
I’m launching an
for a Fed funded
in and around
EVERY pre school
EVERY High school
our children are seeking
an education yet
unprotected from this
Put all of your returning
soldiers to work!!
have a skill set
in place that this job
YOU DO NOT!
I’ll see you on
Must have been time for the monkeys to start typing …
H/T: Independent Journal Review
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