Rand Paul bangs out Festivus ‘airing of grievances’ tweets against DC

In an effort to “lighten” things up a bit before the Christmas holiday, U.S. Sen. Rand Paul banged out a litany of tweets Monday in a Festivus-esque airing of grievances, big – Washington, D.C. and small – with people who don’t think his hair is real.

For the uninitiated, Festivus “a well-celebrated parody,” was made famous by a 1997 episode of “Seinfeld,” and “has become a secular holiday celebrated on December 23 which serves as an alternative to participating in the pressures and commercialism of the Christmas holiday season,” according to Wikipedia.

Sit back and read all – and it was a lot – the Kentucky senator had to say:

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