Dressed up like Santa Claus, political prankster Mark Dice grabbed a bullhorn on Thanksgiving evening to send a message to the throngs of people lined up waiting to jumpstart their holiday shopping.

Though funny, there’s a lot of sad truth in Dice’s words as he “shames Thanksgiving parasite shoppers” outside several California shopping establishments.

At a Kohl’s, Dice yelled out:

Thank you for not spending time with grandma and grandpa and leaving them and destroying the very fabric of society for buying more slave goods. Thank you for hurting the tradition of Thanksgiving. You’re parasites on this country. How much credit card debt do you all have?

Watch Dice’s epic new video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGcdZlCZPAk&feature=c4-overview&list=UUzUV5283-l5c0oKRtyenj6Q

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