As if there aren’t enough creepy politician sex scandals killing us out there, rumors are spreading that “Monicagate” is back as a reportedly 15-year old audiotape has surfaced of the “too cute and adorable” to resist, intern explicitly arranging to take her clothes off and spend an evening with illustrious then-president Bill Clinton.
The three-minute, 47 second audiotape Monica Lewinsky supposedly recorded for “handsome” in November 1997 was reportedly obtained by The National Enquirer, (the tabloid that broke the John Edwards’ mistress scandal), and Radar Online published some of her seductive commentary begging to spend a night with Clinton.
According to Radar Online, only Lewinsky is heard on the audiotape that the Clintons thought was “destroyed years ago,” but alas, apparently a secret copy was made, the unconfirmed report said.
Although the audio isn’t online yet, Radar said, the story is set to be the cover story on Thursday’s Enquirer.
(If you aren’t already, begin cringing now).
Radar Online’s written transcript of what it claims are Lewinsky’s words to then-President of the United States Bill Clinton, who lied under oath about the affair and was impeached for it and who’s wife may want to run herself in 2016 – oh dear:
I could take my clothes off and start… well… I know you wouldn’t enjoy that? I hope to see you later and I hope you will follow my script and do what I want.
Since I know you will be alone tomorrow evening, I have two proposals for you, neither of which is you not seeing me.
Now the first thing that has to happen is that you need to pre-plan with Betty that you will leave the office at, I don’t know, at 7, 7:30 so that everyone else who hates me that causes me lots of trouble goes home.
Then you quickly sneak back and then in the meantime I quickly sneak over and then we can have a nice little visit for, you know, 15 minutes or half an hour. Whatever you want.
Maybe we could go over and watch a movie together and just have kind of, I don’t know, boxed dinners or something like that.
And then that way we don’t have to deal with the problem of me… of there being a record of me going upstairs and we can spend some time together and see a good movie.
So I don’t know, those are two proposals and you can’t refuse me because I’m too cute and adorable and soon I won’t be here anymore to pop over.
I’m hoping you will hear this and you will choose which one you want to do and go tell Betty and then she can call me and let me know so I don¹t have to stress out all day and I don¹t have to call her every two hours and bug her because, I know you will find this very hard to believe, but I can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
I’m very persistent, but um… I really want to see you.
Lewinsky reportedly makes other sexually explicit suggestions, including something about “those new Zinc throat lozenges, which are rumored to be great,” the article said.
But we are so not going there.
There has been no confirmation of the authenticity of the audiotape from any of the parties involved.