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Palin’s comedic rant: NSA ‘couldn’t find two pot-smoking deadbeat Bostonians’

Sarah Palin at 2013 FFCSarah Palin could take her outstanding speech from the Faith and Freedom Coalition conference Saturday on the road and do stand-up comedy while educating Americans on the disasters in DC.

She was on a roll Saturday in DC with her wise and witty slamming of Obama voters, her critics, and the scandal plagued Obama administration.

She said the protestors in the parking lot, in their “itty-bitty purple Volts,” were easy to spot with their “Reelect Obama” bumper stickers. “That bumper sticker might as well say, ‘Yeah, I’m still dense,’” Palin said.

Palin continued:

Now more than ever it just seems so Orwellian around here. You know, “1984.” And, you know before this “1984,” terms like ‘leading from behind’ meant following. And like the other day, the White House, testifying before Congress, bragging that they use the ‘least untruthful statement.’ Now, where I come from, that’s called a lie. Yes, officials lied and government spied and in Benghazi, the government lied and Americans died.

“These scandals are coming at us so fast and furious,” she quipped.

Palin poked fun at her “really, really good friends at Saturday Night Live:” “They should think of me as a friend, you know, for a while there I was supplying more job security for the Tina Feys of the world and doing more for those employment numbers than Obama’s ever done.”

Doing her own version of SNL’s fake newscast skit:

Our government spied on every single one of your phone calls,” but it couldn’t find two pot-smoking deadbeat Bostonians with a hotline to terrorist central in Chechnya. Really?

And, it’s built apparatus to sneak into all of the good guys’ communications, but oopsy-daisy! It missed the Fort Hood mass-murder of our own troops, despite this Islamic terrorist declaring his ideology in numerous army-counseling sessions and on his own business cards. But oops! No red flags there. Really?

Zing! And she only got better from there as she took on Obamacare, the IRS, and the intrusion of government into “every aspect of our lives.”

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