Jennifer Lawrence can’t wait to meet President Trump … so she could get arrested for assault.
Lawrence said if she ever met Trump, she’d rant at him and throw a martini in his face. “I’ve got a pretty good speech, and it ends with a martini to the face!” she told the Hollywood Reporter.
J-Law obviously has not thought this through, since Secret Service would immediately accost her and she’d be charged with trying to assassinate the president.
Donald Trump Jr. fired back on Twitter, saying there’s no way his dad would get a drink thrown in his face. “I’m pretty sure that’s not how it would end…,” Don Jr. tweeted.
Like other “tolerant liberals,” Lawrence wants to physically hurt the 71-year-old leader of the free world. Celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain, a CNN host, recently bragged he’d poison Trump if asked to cook for him.
When Oprah Winfrey (who interviewed Lawrence for THR) asked what exactly she’d say to President Trump, she said it’s too nasty to say out loud. “I’ll give you a hint — it’s not nice!” J-Law said. “You wouldn’t want me to say it to you.”
Like other Hollywood dilettantes, Lawrence only recently got interested in politics, coinciding with Donald Trump’s presidency. And like other leftists, Lawrence is now obsessed with Trump.
“My political passion has almost turned into an obsession,” she gushed. “As soon as you feel settled with your home and your personal life, you’re looking at the world and going, ‘How in the hell do I fix this? What do we do?’”
This likely means you can count on more anti-Trump tirades from Jennifer Lawrence going forward.
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