Jay Leno comes back swinging hard at Hillary, Bill and Bernie in brutal guest monologue

Making a rare return appearance, former “Tonight Show” host Jay Leno delivered a guest monologue on the show he hosted for 22 years and wasted no time hitting on the 2016 presidential election.

Ever the equal opportunity offender, Leno mocked Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, with an emphasis on the latter’s chilly relationship with Fox News host Megyn Kelly. Oh yeah, and he got a dig in on Bernie Sanders’s age.

The show, which returned to New York after comedian Jimmy Fallon took the reins, was shooting on the road in Los Angeles on Wednesday when Leno appeared.

The former host set up one joke about Hillary by saying he received a robo-call from former President Bill Clinton asking if Hillary can count on his support.

“Count on me?” Leno asked. “She can’t even count on Bill. Don’t drag me into your marital problems, pal.”

The comedian commented on Hillary’s email scandal, saying the candidate called it “an honest mistake,” before observing that “the only time people in Washington are honest is when they make a mistake.”

And Leno wasn’t done with the Democratic frontrunner.

“Hillary says she has been tested,” he told the audience. “Well, I hope so. You never know what Bill might bring home. Sheesh.”

As for Trump, after noting that the Earth is as hot as it’s ever been due to global warming, Leno fired off a series of descriptions of just how hot it is.

“It is so hot, Bill Cosby is slipping his dates chill pills. That’s how hot it is,” he said. “It is so hot, immigrants are coming across the border on slip and slides. That’s how hot it is. It is so hot, Donald Trump hit on Megyn Kelly just to get the cold shoulder. That’s how hot it is, ladies and gentlemen.”

The audience ate it up, proving that they still love Leno and that he’s still got it.

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7 thoughts on “Jay Leno comes back swinging hard at Hillary, Bill and Bernie in brutal guest monologue

  1. Lola7buns says:

    LOL

  2. Mobley says:

    Great monologue; but with material like he was given………….can’t miss! No wonder NBC ran him out. He isn’t a good Alinski follower..

    1. R T Deco says:

      With Bill and Hillary, the jokes just write themselves.

  3. freedomringsforall says:

    LMAO

  4. Today22011 says:

    2012 – Leno jokes target Republicans. 2016 – Leno jokes target Democrats. Makes a person wonder about those Hollywood entertainers and Network issues orders to jump.

    1. curmudgeon VN Veteran says:

      You know, politicians of all stripes need to be ridiculed to keep them in line. None of them are as important as they see themselves.

  5. curmudgeon VN Veteran says:

    I saw it and Jay still has IT!

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