‘Hookers for Hillary’ initiative kicks off at Bunny Ranch; something Bill can get behind!

Things just got a little more uncomfortable for Hillary Clinton.

Sex workers at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch are throwing their support behind the presidential hopeful with a new initiative aptly named “Hookers for Hillary” that officially launched with its own website.

The site oddly makes more than one mention of former President Bill Clinton:

Bill Clinton presided over the most prosperous time in Bunny Ranch history, which coincided with a tax increase on the wealthiest Americans such as brothel owner Dennis Hof. The Bunnies recognize that thriving economies are built from the bottom up, where the vast majority of their clients originate . . . 

Hillary Clinton, as part of her husband’s administration, envisioned health care reform in the 1990’s, long before President Obama was able to sign it into law . . . 

The Bunny Ranch entertains customers from all around the globe, and the girls have great respect for any woman who can take powerful men from oppressive cultures and make them bend to her will . . . 

The “Hookers for Hillary” platform, according to their website includes, protecting health care reform, foreign policy experience, support for agencies that protect the public’s health, and prevention of a return to supply side economics.

Needless to say, the announcement was pure Twitter gold:

Oh, it’s real alright.

You can feel the jokes just starting to warm up…

Was that meant to punny? Good one.

Double ouch.

Slick Willy approved!

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103 thoughts on “‘Hookers for Hillary’ initiative kicks off at Bunny Ranch; something Bill can get behind!

  1. Dons621 says:

    Do the Clinton,s have an Joint account at the Bunny Ranch or are the account,s seperate???

  2. Hoppyman50 says:

    Bill now is a happy man, he’ll get discounts at the bunny ranch. He’s got to be singing a hallelujah now and hopes to be the first dude with all the perks and benefits.

  3. Perfect example of the dummy down America we are in today, just because she is a FEMALE. WOW, how very stupid can you get. Just like the first black man for president and look what has happen to America. Keep it up dummy downs.

    1. Doug says:

      Is Dummy Downs near Churchill Downs?

  4. tom2 says:

    Birds of a feather.

  5. RadarRecon says:

    Cool. Making sure the Secret Service “buys American.”

    1. John Campbell says:

      So much for the “secret” in Secret Service. Even hookers hate outsourcing! Never would have thought of that one!

  6. John Campbell says:

    At least if you’re going to make a stump out of “ladies of the evening” would it be OK to actually use attractive looking ones? That was just too much. When hookers start looking like Hillary Clinton maybe it’s time to make a career move?

    1. Kenneth Clark says:

      Into politics maybe…

      1. John Campbell says:

        If they’re going to make that move this bunch could consider putting some clothes on and maybe a paper bag too!

    2. cmjay says:

      Looks don’t really matter as long as they are well equipped and Perform well.

      1. John Campbell says:

        I wouldn’t know.

      2. Brian Robinson says:

        Yeah, NO!

  7. NutherGuy says:

    This is a real disappointment. I have, of course, no personal knowledge but I had always thought of hookers as practical independent contractors. I’d expect them to know that the lefty agenda is bad for business of any sort, with the increased taxes (especially on high rollers), regulation of everything, support for regimes and religions that treat women as slaves or at least as property, and where adultery is not uncommonly punished by stoning to death.

  8. Rocketmissile says:

    Perhaps they like the idea of Killary getting paid by the Owners of this Country to FK over us citizens.

  9. cmjay says:

    These Bun nies did a great job ” servicing” the DEA agents , perhaps the Secret Service as well. Bill loves Women , so he is so thrilled , he’s giving this a big Thumbs up.

  10. Josef Roesler says:

    Was wondering how anyone could be as stupid as this moron “reporter” til I got to the end and discovered she’s one of them.

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