President Obama finally delivered his overdue national security strategy document to Congress and his plan is sure to have Islamic State fighters in tears.
Tears of laughter.
While ISIS beheads and immolates hostages Obama has decided to go with a strategy of “strategic patience.”
“America leads from a position of strength. But, this does not mean we can or should attempt to dictate the trajectory of all unfolding events around the world,” Obama wrote in the 35-page document. “As powerful as we are and will remain, our resources and influence are not infinite.”The challenges we face require strategic patience and persistence.”
The document also calls on Iraq and other middle eastern nations to take a lead role in the fight against ISIS as Obama continues his policy of leading from behind.
The Twitterverse blasted the president who is starting to make Jimmy Carter look like Ronald Reagan.
#StrategicPatience is the way we say Neville Chamberlain in 2015
— Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) February 6, 2015
“What the f**k is #StrategicPatience” – The King of Jordan
@DLoesch @bradthor pic.twitter.com/VHDeiHQpBm
— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) February 6, 2015
BS! @WhiteHouse: We’re Not Indecisive; Practicing “#StrategicPatience:"
http://t.co/aDQPMN9yGo via @gatewaypundit || pic.twitter.com/WKZGFH5qBi
— David L B (@dlb703) February 6, 2015
Here we see @BarackObama with his team of foreign policy advisors after coming up with #StrategicPatience #tcot pic.twitter.com/Q9wcwzQxlk
— RebelliousStripes (@jon_jononymous) February 6, 2015
Other names POTUS considered before settling on #StrategicPatience
"Passive Nothingness"
"Not the Crusades"
"Pray the Next POTUS Cares"
— Josh Earnst (@NotJoshEarnest) February 6, 2015
#StrategicPatience
RIP RT @Acosta ISIS American hostage Kayla Mueller and her mother Marsha (courtesy of the family) pic.twitter.com/jWKlU7h05F
— MaxR.S (@Randy_Shannon) February 6, 2015
Why not just hang a giant "kick us" sign on the Statue of Liberty? @WhiteHouse to Unveil Call for ‘Strategic Patience’http://t.co/BjYnUpfzAK
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) February 6, 2015
@ChrisLoesch ’Strategic Patience' is the modern equivalent of ‘Nero fiddled while Rome burned’ pic.twitter.com/5eAf3IPFmz
— Atomic (@atomicgray) February 6, 2015
Understand WH plan #StrategicPatience. Obama is patiently waiting for ISIS to establish a caliphate and Iran to mass produce nukes.
— Bubba Jay (@Bubba_JTX) February 6, 2015
We went from 'you are with us or you are with the terrorists' to #StrategicPatience. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
— Count Clayton (@CountClayton) February 6, 2015
Just because we are hiding behind #StrategicPatience …
Doesn't mean we're not gonna have hashtags @statedeptspox pic.twitter.com/83CdEo9jQA
— The 57th State ℅EF™ (@EF517_V2) February 6, 2015
It took weeks for U.S. forces to re-enter the #Benghazi compound. That, apparently, was #StrategicPatience pic.twitter.com/UX2tXJsvFM
— Robert Laurie (@RobertLaurie) February 6, 2015
Strategic patience sounds like something a man would try to say to explain his commitment phobia.
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) February 6, 2015
Wife: "why didn't you do the dishes?"
Me: #StrategicPatience
— Thomas Torrington (@TomTorrington) February 6, 2015
Gosh; I thought I was just lazily unprepared and half-cocked. Turns out, I have #StrategicPatience! What a relief! #tcot
— WryMouth (@Wrymouth) February 6, 2015
Next time I blow a deadline, I’m just going to tell my editors I was "embracing the doctrine of strategic patience."
— CJ Ciaramella (@cjciaramella) February 6, 2015
The Cubs haven't won the World Series since 1908. Just exercising some #StrategicPatience.
— The Real Bepo (D) (@TheRealBepo) February 6, 2015
Strategic patience consists of a lot of red lines that have been crossed.
— Matthew (@Matthops82) February 6, 2015
.@ChrisLoesch “If we don’t act, this building will burn to the ground!”
“That goes against the principles of #OperationStrategicPatience!"
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) February 6, 2015
.@ChrisLoesch “Ma’am, your children are wrecking our store.”
“Operation strategic patience is underway. Soon they will get bored, I hope."
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) February 6, 2015
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