Laughing stock: Israeli settlers publish spoof mocking John Kerry’s peace deal incompetence

Following days of harsh criticism from top Israeli officials over Sec. of State John Kerry’s recent comments during the Middle East peace talks that prompted National Security Advisor Susan Rice to issue a public chastisement about “personal attacks,” a new online video mocking Kerry’s incompetence has been published.

According to The Telegraph:

Israel’s Yesha [settlers] Council has posted online a deliberately disrespectful spoof depicting America’s top diplomat – played by an actor resembling John Kerry – riding a camel and making a series of preposterous statements that belittle his understanding of the region’s complexities.

At one point, the Mr Kerry character is seen down-playing the importance of the Western Wall, one of the holiest sites in Judaism, in Jerusalem’s old city.

“Dividing Jerusalem is not an easy thing,” the actor says. “We must realise it is holy to all religions – Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Klingons and Hobbits. But what I’m saying is: ‘why fight over an old wall?’

“I’ll build you a brand new wall, close to the beach.”

A woman with an American accent is then seen telling him: “I think you should go home, where you belong, and stay there.”

Kerry’s warning in Munich last weekend that Israel could face an economic boycott if it doesn’t reach a peace agreement with Palestine prompted harsh response from Israeli officials, including one minister to accuse Kerry of “acting as a mouthpiece for anti-Semitic boycott threats.”

Those attacks prompted Rice to issue a series of tweets Monday night, but did not deter the Yesha Council from publishing the spoof video:


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  • Egon

    A Liar (Rice) covering for a traitor…

  • cowboybob

    Norway TV makes good jokes about Israel and the radicals that live there. They are real funny.

    • Lgbpop

      You’d get pretty “radical” if you had a bunch of savages firing rockets at you every day, into your own land, and the world was telling you not to defend yourself. I think it says a lot that Norway’s most famous person in the past 100 years was Vidkun Quisling.

      • cowboybob

        you so funny!

      • Jim

        You mean the rockets fired into the land they stoled.

        • JOEL714

          JIM, YOUR HISTORY IS AS GOOD AS YOUR SPELLING. DID YOU GO TO AN ARABIC SCHOOL?

          • NoCrud

            And Jim the Fool is ignoring the many rockets fired EVERY DAY into Israeli schoolyards. In fact, seems they prefer to fire on schools because the terrorists think a concentration of students is better to cause more deaths.

            And you are right. An Arab would be much more interested in coming a blog discussing Israel and showing a combination of hatred and stupidity.

        • sickandtired

          Jim read some history, why don’t you.

          • Jim

            Which history? Written by who?

          • sickandtired

            Real History Jim. If you want to learn about it go back to the Roman days and you will find out why every Israeli soldier swears on MT (the name escapes me at the moment) to defend their country.

          • Jim

            Stealing land you claim to own from a fairy tale book is still theft

          • Arden Hale

            You mean the Muslim invasion?

        • Jeff Simon

          You’re not that Pakistani jerk off I met from Canada, are you Jim? The one who claimed to be the son of a Pakistani jet pilot with three houses and to be making $50,000.00 a year at age 24? Making that kind of scratch you’d think a young man would find something entertaining to do….

          Your progressive diatribes remind me of him, is all.

  • Doug

    My sources say most of the writers on SNL are Israeli settlers.

    • NoCrud

      Not according to the number of Like votes in relation to the number of comments overall.

      It appears that you had nothing to say but went ahead and said it, anyway.

      • Washington22

        You took the words right out of my mouth….

      • Doug

        You wound me deeply. I’ll be watching carefully for your mot justes of wisdom.

  • monacall

    Rice a traitor Kerry a traitor who hired these people? A traitor. We like sheep are taking this crap we deserve it.

    • Washington22

      The traitors were actually hired by the ILLEGAL USURPER, not to put too fine a point on it………..

  • feduptohere

    R to K – you lie, I’ll swear to it ….. Everyone now say ‘I believe’ after we heard from the honest one, She and Kerry make a great pair, they have lived a lie so long, they now believe it. Those who lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.

    • John Campbell

      Please do not insult dogs with the likes of such people. My dogs do not have fleas. There is medication for that. There is no medication for being a leftist. They’ve tried self medicating for years and failed.

      • feduptohere

        Don’t take it personally, John ~ There are many meanings for the word dog ~ worthless person is one of them.

        • NoCrud

          Flea-bitten does not only refer to Dogs, either. ☺☻

          • feduptohere

            Right you are!

      • Just_me_and_God

        There is a medication for being a Leftist, same medication you give a Muslim, it’s a 30:06!

        • John Campbell

          I suspect that might work, but there might also be a legality issue there.

  • NoCrud

    The reason Kerry was a natural for the Mission in the Desert is because he cannot be Swiftboated in such a dry land. Or so they thought. Drawing mirages in the sand of the Philistines and Arabians does allow for a new version of Swiftboating when Kerry comes home with a failed mission on his hands. At this point, that failure is a done deal and all Kerry has to do is go to the airport and turn in his return ticket. Another classic fail for The Obamaroid & Co. when attempting to deal with the wisely devious Bro-hood.

    • Washington22

      Right on, NoCrud

      • Doug

        Are you guys joined at the hip?

  • Frank W Brown

    Closer to the truth than we know!

  • bobalouski

    Typical of the administration’s ineptness, send and an America hating idiot to represent America overseas.

    • NoCrud

      He was The Obamaroid’s pick, not the People’s pick.

      • Doug

        Obamaroid. There’s clever journalism.

  • tom2

    Kerry didn’t understand Vietnam either.

    • NoCrud

      He understood Cowardice and how to milk the system for a medal, though.

  • HongryHawg

    Love it. Good to see that our view of the incompetent Kerry is shared all over the world.