Greg Gutfeld’s State of the Union drinking game causing a buzz

A Fox News co-host has decided that the only way to watch President Obama’s State of the Union address is by drinking to oblivion, and he devised a drinking game to help you do exactly that.

“Our sorry state of the union calls for a state of inebriation,” “The Five” co-host Greg Gutfeld said Monday. “So here’s a drinking game for the president’s address tomorrow.”

He then listed the game’s simple rules.

“Every time he says, ‘Folks,’ drink,” Gutfeld said. “Every time he says, ‘Fair share,’ drink. Every time he says, ‘Extraordinary,’ drink. Every time he brags about working tirelessly, drink.”

Gutfeld went on with similar calls to raise one’s glass, making it clear that most people wouldn’t last 10 minutes.

Here’s Gutfeld’s suggestion, via Fox News.

Twitter users picked it up on the game right away, beginning with this observation:

 

There was also a call to action, which gave me a hangover just thinking about it:

 

Several also picked up on one of Gutfeld’s more colorful phrases suggesting that the president’s speeches were turning into their own brand of sedative. Here’s an example:

 

Read more comments via Twitchy, and be sure to check out, “Walker 2016? Limbaugh fired up about news that should have caused a ‘political earthquake’.”

Although the game sounds fun in theory, I personally don’t want to die of alcohol poisoning.

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  • John Mac

    Every time he says”fair share”? Greg will take a drink? He’ll wind up drinking himself to death, however, if he doesn’t drink he’ll be bored to death.

    • NoCrud

      I suspect that everyone who is not an Obamaroid Adorer will be bored to death, anyway. The Slow Drip effect, you know. From the First Drip.

      • John Burris

        All State of the Union speeches are dull. That’s the nature of the Beast.

    • http://sellingthesecondamendment.com/ Gregory Smith

      Perhaps the drinking game could be done with water, but then again, water poisoning is a real possibility in that case.
      http://sellingthesecondamendment.com/18-pro-gun-facts-from-infowars/

  • John

    Was thinking along the same lines only take a drink every time he says I, me, or my; or every time he mentions solving a problem by spending more money. One would die from alcohol poisoning though…

  • jsmithcsa

    I don’t drink, so for my own safety I won’t watch.

    • waybackwhen

      @js I have been watching and my BP is way up!
      WHAT A LIAR!

  • Peggy Joseph

    HOW ABOUT NOT WATCHING IT AT ALL………….AND STAY SOBER.

    • Doug

      Best idea yet.

    • bendecido

      I am with you Peggy. I only watched his first SOTU speech and have not bothered to watch the others. I cannot for the life of me watch stupidity after stupidity llike the rest of the people do. I think they believe all of his lies.

    • fideux

      Until Greg Gutfeld’s invention of the drinking game, there was no good reason to watch Obama. Now we have one!

      • NoCrud

        And now we have an excuse for the headache when we wake up in the morning aside from listening to The Obamaroid’s continuing obfuscation.

    • pen44

      Totally agree, Peggy!! Unlike bendecido, I did not watch the first, and have not watched any of the others….including any televised speeches or press conferences, I prefer to read them later. I can ALWAYS find better ways to spend my time, and it helps that we have a DVR & NETFLIX, along with the Smithsonian Channel.

      Besides, my gag reflex is very strong, but I really detest vomiting, always have, so watching anything about BO&MO is not going to happen.

      • Toni Welnhofer

        I hear Ya Pen, sometimes you just got to get away from it all to find your sanity.

  • Dmdjaj

    AND IT WILL BE EASIER TO TAX THE WEALTHY WITH THE SUPPORT OF THE POOR. NOW THINK DOES ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?? SAUL ALINSKYS ROAD TO SOCIALISM

    • pen44

      Dmdjaj, and Communism also. And, with both ideologies, they run out of other people’s money and fail…usually with much loss of life, misery and enslavement. Socialism & Communism have been joined at the hip for decades into a SocioCommunist ideology. Alinsky used a lot of the Bolshevik ideas, I’ve never considered him a Socialist…..progressiveism & community “organizer” are straight out of the Lenin/Stalin/Marx play book.

      • Dmdjaj

        You hit it right on the head! It never worked but the dems and BO are still testing

  • Jill Marie

    Is Glitch on there???

  • Dmdjaj

    HE WILL NEVER TALK ABOUT SAUL ALINSKY ,S PLAN FOR SOCIALISM,HAVE A UNSUSTAINABLE DEBT, DIVIDE THE RICH AND POOR, GUN CONTROL TO LIMIT THE ABILITY FOR US TO DEFEND OURSELVES FROM THE GOVT, INCREASE WELFARE MAKE THE POOR PEOPLE DEPENDENT ON THE GOVT ,CONTROL HEALTHCARE TO CONTROL THE PEOPLE SOUND FAMILIAR. MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL START DRINKING, ALTHOUGH I DONT

    • bendecido

      @Dmdjaj Just make sure it is not his koolaid you drink. lol

  • msVickiFlorida

    You can add “I”, “me”, and “Let me be clear” to that list.

    • NoCrud

      To a Democrat, it is “Let me be PERFECTLY clear.” When they say that, you know the lies are about to start. Even that old “Suspender” Bob Bec-hole says that when he wants to make one of his miniscule points.

    • fideux

      How about a drink when he flashed that “F”-everybody smile.

      • Debbie G

        ….or every time he lifts his arrogant chin.

  • bobalouski

    I wish Obama would drink himself into oblivion – literally – and disappear.

    • Doug

      What no Jewish comment?

    • NoCrud

      Alcohol is probably not his favorite type of intoxicant. Much easier to sniff it than to swill it in his case, no doubt.

      • pen44

        Or smoke it……

  • Gammi2Anna

    I nor anyone I know will be watching the Liar-in-Chief tonight. How many more times will the American people allow this person to chisel away at our constitution and freedom, destroying the future of our children and grandchildren?

    • NoCrud

      The Obamaroid still thinks he’s on the campaign trail. That happens to someone so low in the polls and refuses to face his own losing reality show.

    • fideux

      It’s gone…R.I.P.!

    • rfrichey

      The few that I know who will be watching cannot even comprehend the First Reader. I guess they will just sit and drool.

    • SusieQ

      Until someone in the republican party takes the fight to him instead of being so timid and afraid the left won’t like them.