Share RNC’s proposed New Year’s resolutions for President Obama

If President Obama has difficulty coming up with appropriate resolutions for 2014, the Republican National Committee was only too happy to oblige him with a list of suggestions, in the form of e-cards.

res1The first resolution, “I resolve not to lie to the American people,” recognizes the multiple Pinocchios The Washington Post awarded the president throughout 2013 on everything from gun control to health care.

Obama’s oft-repeated phrase, “If you like your health plan, you can keep it,” won him PolitiFact’s “Liar of the Year Award.”

res2The second resolution, “I resolve to hold myself and Hillary accountable for Benghazi,” mocks the presidents resolve to get to the bottom of the Sept. 11, 2012, attack on the U.S. Consulate in Libya and hold accountable anyone responsible.

It only took months for Benghazi to become part of “an endless parade of distractions and political posturing and phony scandals,” according to the White House. If the scandal is so phony, why is it like pulling teeth to get any information from the administration? The American people deserve better — especially the families of four dead Americans.

res3The third resolution, “I resolve to pretend like I’m listening to Biden at our weekly lunches,” isn’t really asking for much, but it would give one of the president’s biggest cheerleaders and most loyal minions an emotional boost.

Sure, Biden seems as nutty as a fruitcake at times, but what the heck — he’s Obama’s fruitcake; he picked him. He’s also been around the block many more times than the president, so if he gave him a listen, maybe he’ll even learn something.

res4The fourth resolution, “I resolve to admit you won’t be able to keep your plan … or your doctor,” goes hand in hand with the first — that lying thing. It’s time the president fesses up. The apology he came up with — I’m sorry the American people misunderstood me — just doesn’t wash.

The American people are a forgiving lot, but only if the wrongdoer comes clean, and the president hasn’t done that. No more BS allowed.

res5The fifth resolution, “I resolve to spend less time on the golf course,” will probably be a tough one. The president loves his golf. The American people probably wouldn’t begrudge it half as much, except for the timing of his games.

It seems as though he always hits the links right after saying something like, “I will not rest until (fill in the blank) has been resolved.” He could learn something from his predecessor in this regard. George W. Bush gave up golf entirely after an August 2003 bombing in Baghdad. He thought it gave a poor visual to the mothers of sons fighting for us in the Middle East.

res6The sixth and final resolution, “I resolve to help HealthCare.gov lose the wait,” like the previous five, should have been understood from the start. Three-and-a-half years and a half-billion bucks should have bought the American public the fastest, snazziest website ever invented, especially for an administration as tech-savvy as this one. What we got instead was a big, fat zero.

“2013 was a terrible year for President Obama,” Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus said on the GOP’s website. “His poll numbers are the worst of his presidency, and his signature legislation is having a devastating impact on millions of families. He’s been awarded ‘Lie of the Year,’ and a majority of the American public sees him as dishonest and untrustworthy. So I’m sure President Obama has many resolutions for 2014, but he can’t change the fact that Democrats’ agenda is wrong for the country. The American people, however, can send House and Senate Democrats packing next November, and that’s a resolution they can keep.”

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  • Lockstein13

    The RNC can very well start with some resolutions of its own, as far as I’m concerned:

    * DUMP RINOs…you’re a conservative Party, remember?!
    * STOP SABOTAGING CONSERVATIVES; you forget too often that THEY’RE the folks most likely to vote for your Party.
    * ACCEPT TEA PARTY PRINCIPLES; they’re the foundation of your Party…you ought to re-read them someday.

    I’ll likely vote Republican in 2014…but ONLY to withstand a Dem takeover of the House. But: in 2016, if they offer up another “it’s my turn!” mush mouth, TO H*LL WITH THE GOP.

    • Doug

      Said perfectly.

    • JaundicedView

      You have to remember, though, that the RINO consultants and operatives in the party are the ones who give the most bribes…er…”campaign contributions” to their fellow pols. Cold hard cash is a politician’s vehicle, and they ride it everywhere. Money and sex make the world go ’round…just ask Heidi Fleiss.

  • Jason Buckwheat

    WHAT A BUNCH OF MALARKEY RNC !, YOUR RESOLUTIONS SHOULD BE IMPEACHMENT OF THIS JERK, DEFUND ACA, BENGHAZI, SEAL TEAM SIX, FAST & FUROUS, THE LIES TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THE DEBIT, THE UNCONTROLLABLE PENDING, EPA, DEPT. OF ED., DEPT. OF ENERGY, ALL THE ADDED TAXES, ALL THE CORRUPT REGULATION, TAKING OUR RIGHTS AWAY,THESE ARE THE THINGS YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING TO DO, IDIOTS ! IF YOU CALL THESE RESOLUTION FOR OBAMA, YOU JERKS ARE AS BAD AS THIS JERK AND HIS ADMINISTRATION.

    • Nanci Alley

      They are talking about Obama’s New Year’s resolutions not their own!

      • Jason Buckwheat

        yes, i understand that, but this really shows you what the RNC is really concerned with, garbage , we all know these thing. I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THEY STAND ON VERY IMPORTANT ISSUES IN THE COMING , WE DON’T WANT THE KIND OF B.S. WE’VE GOTTEN OVER THE LAST 2YRS, THEY ARE JUST PLAYING GAMES WITH AMERICAN PEOPLE. NOT PUTTING A STOP TO THIS CORRUPTION AND DOWN RIGHT TYRANY.

      • Lockstein13

        But they SHOULD be talking about their own, Nanci.
        PROJECTION of “blame” is the art of DEMOCRATS.

        • George

          Projection of blame is the art of ALL politicians.
          If you think you can trust any politician, then they have you exactly where they want you.
          PLEASE, don’t be THAT gullible.

    • Doug

      They’re jerky jerk jerks.

    • http://www.thefreedomtrainusa.com/ FreedomTrainUSA

      You forgot ARREST THE “BOY DICTATOR”….Charge him for Crimes Against the People….Convict him…Sentence him to a MAX SECRUTY PRSION….

    • Redbullisyummy

      All caps- didn’t read.

  • Nanci Alley

    Obama’s New Year’s Resolution would be to leave our country permently! Repeal of the ACA. And to give up all funds that he and his slut stole from the American People!

    • Ole Man

      Slut? Really? Look in the mirror garbage mouth Ho.

      • Antigreen2008

        Slut is a kind reference to that fat hore, Michelle Obama. So Ole Man, go phuck yourself. I say impeach, execute and deport the phony POS.

        • Ole Man

          Yep; you’re another high IQ one.
          ROFL.

          • Antigreen2008

            Is that all you can do is insult others you don’t agree with? What a pathetic, socialist pig you are. Just like MSNBC that spews nothing but hate with no substance.

          • George

            CORRECTION:
            Just like ALL media outlets that spew nothing but lies, to keep you pacified.

          • Ole Man

            Really? I wasn’t the one calling the First Lady a slut.
            And then to make your point, you call me names.
            Guess it’s all right as long as your side is the side doing it.

          • George

            I wish ALL of you would realize that you are only doing exactly what the politicians want us to be doing,..fighting each other, instead of fighting the real problem, which is the politicians.
            It’s called “divide & conquer”,..and they are doing a great job of it, as you folks are a great example.

    • Doug

      Permently leave is a great idea. You should start a petition.

  • fideux

    I resolved to go easy on that mental midget in the Oval Office this year…Oops, that resolution didn’t last long!

  • AnnaGraceS

    Bawhahahahahaha… What a joke this clown needs to be arrested and thrown in prison for his crimes against the American people and our Constitution!!! All of the MSM and RINOS who knew about this lying SOB needs to be investigated and jailed for keeping quiet about what they knew about him then to allow him to be elected in the first place!!! That in itself is criminal!! I wish someone wuld just shoot him and be done with it!!

    • George

      I have a better idea,..
      We wait until congress is in session, BOTH HOUSES, and make certain that ALL of D.C.’s political residents are present, and beam the whole bunch of them to Pluto with my “super-duper beam me up Scotty teleportation machine,” and then start over from scratch, with some new rules, like no lifetime politicians, and NO pensions for public service.
      After their term is over, they get their (_!_)’s back to work, just like the rest of us,.. but preferably not doing whatever sleazy thing they did before they held public office, such as working at Halliburton.
      We also need to lower the minimum wage for presidents, vice presidents, congressmen & senators to exactly the same pay that the minimum wage is set for the working class.
      Or,..
      We could figure out a way to tell everybody, except the politicians, to get out of D.C. by a certain date, and then nuke the place.
      I hear Russia is hard up for money, so they’d probably sell us a few, and give us a discount if we buy 6 or more.
      I do believe this plan has possibilities.
      We’ll need to collect $1.00 from & for every person in the USA, so we have enough money to buy enough nukes to do the job.
      We should be able to buy quite a few nukes for $300+ MILLION.

      • Gramps43

        Negatory with the nukes and calling people sluts and ho’s, that’s getting down to their level of crudity. Better every republican and like minded Independents write a letter or E-mail to John Boehner and tell to either pass a bill of impeachment, God knows there’s enough evidence to prosecute 5 Obama’s, OR resign your seat no later than 31 Jan. 2014. No beating around the bush, impeach the bum or get out of town forever.

        • George

          Since i never called anyone “ho” or “slut,” and you OBVIOUSLY missed the ironic sarcasm of my tongue-in-cheek post, i’ll leave you to your own devices, as that will be punishment enough.

          • AnnaGraceS

            Bawahahahaha … I like it George!!

      • AnnaGraceS

        I like it!!! :)

    • Doug

      Shoot those RINOS at the RNC while you’re at it Anna Grace. You seem like such a gentle woman but a woman of purpose.

      • AnnaGraceS

        Thank you Doug… I’d enjoy that I must say especially if I could do obozo first… lol!

        • Redbullisyummy

          And who says conservatives are full of hate and anger, right?

    • Redbullisyummy

      You don’t sound deranged at all.

  • George

    WE THE PEOPLE, individually, but also collectively, need to make a New Years resolution,..just one will do it, and it WILL get the point across to the dooshes in D.C.
    It goes like this,..

    Give me liberty, or give me death!

    • Doug

      When does the march down Pennsylvania Ave. start?

    • Redbullisyummy

      We can use brave people like you in Afghanistan.

  • George

    I have only one thing to say to the RNC, the DNC, and any other NC’s in D.C.

    PHUQUE!

    WE THE PEOPLE are not the problem in this country,…you are!

  • Defend Liberty

    Certainly, most people now recognize that Hussein Obama is a liar, a fraud, and a fool.

  • Redbullisyummy

    Happy new year mr president! Don’t worry there are still plenty of conservatives who support getting this country back on track. Yes some of us lack common decency or even basic communication skills but we still love our country.

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