Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday party will involve more awful dancing

Michelle Obama dancingThe party plans are on for Michelle Obama’s  “50 and fabulous” (her words, not mine) birthday party next month where attendees are going to be forced to eat carrot sticks and count burned calories as they dance the night away before binging on desserts.

Seriously.  Well, it sure sounds that way.

The first lady’s birthday is Jan. 17, and according to the Chicago Tribune, the White House has already sent out “save the date” emails for the first lady’s “Jan. 18 gala dubbed ‘Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert.’”

“Guests are being told: Wear comfortable shoes, eat before you come and practice your dance moves,” the Tribune reported. “Who’s invited and who’ll entertain remain under wraps,” but one known guest, Democratic strategist Donna Brazile, seems giddy at the prospect of boogying down with Obama again.

Brazile recalled to the newspaper the night of the 2013 inauguration party where Michelle “just lit up like a spark was inside her. We cleared the tables and we all just started dancing. We danced the night away. That’s Michelle. She’s spontaneous, she’s energetic, she gets the moment and appreciates every second she is surrounded with friends and family.”

“She’s a history-maker, a trailblazer, but she’s simply Michelle, a down-home, down-to-earth woman of tremendous grace,”Brazile gushed to the Tribune. “She’s become more gracious as time goes by.”

“That girl can dance,” Brazile said. “That woman can still shake a tail feather.”

But I beg to differ.

It was brutally painful to watch the “Let’s Move” first lady of the United States of America go on national television with a dressed in drag Jimmy Fallon to present “The Evolution of Dance” back in February: Michelle Obama’s dance spawns parody video

But, oh dear. She’s planning to break out in “some dancing…a little Dougie” again at her birthday party she told a young patient at a children’s hospital during a recent visit, according to the Tribune.

Sigh. Here’s looking at you Nancy Reagan, Barbara Bush, Laura Bush and the always classy Jackie-O…

More from the Chicago Tribune.

Watch FLOTUS’ embarrassing dancing with Fallon here:

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H/T: Politico

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  • MeezaThinker

    I just can’t watch. Shake a tail feather, indeed. That’s one heckuva tail to feather…

  • Shelly in PA

    She’s a “trailblazer”? In what? How to vacation?

  • Pamela K. Cahoon Laub

    She specializes in multimillion dollar vacations yet tells birthday guests to eat before coming to her party. What a class act.

    • EliseR

      If she was serving dinner, you would b!tch about that too. Now you areare b!tching that she isn’t spending enough money on food. Tax payers don’t pay for these parties, and you aren’t invited, so why do you care?

      • Carol

        Elise, where are you getting your information that WE, as the taxpayers don’t pay for these affairs? Are you kidding? It’s always been that way! It’s just that Obama has taken the motto of “let the taxpayers pay for it” to a whole new level! I don’t begrudge any of the first family having a birthday party, or for that matter that we pay for it. What I am sick of, is vacation after VERY expensive vacation, and then a birthday party that will cost us plenty, I’m sure! It has gone to an absurd level in my book.

  • katie1111

    Why do you care how it looks, they are getting exercise and eating healthy? Some people will criticize others over the silliest things.

  • The Savage Hombre

    In this YouTube video we find delusional marxist Barack Obama claiming that he’s visited 57 states: http://youtu.be/EpGH02DtIws?t=10s

  • Kay Palm

    A lot of Michelle haters here I see, though I suppose if I were like you losers I would hate her too! Lol have fun hitting the reply button .. too bad I’ll never see your little asinine comments (gotta love the internet!). Tootles! :-*

  • barfomer

    Mooch is all about telling you what to do and yet she lap-dances for school kids and does it on your dime.

  • highrailer

    She dances like Elaine in Seinfeld.

  • Fedup

    Michelle is a man. Have YOU ever seen a woman with a bulging crotch?!?

  • Potomac cynic

    Happy Birthday in Hawaii.