Stock up: Final phase-out of traditional light bulbs begins in January

a_traditional_incandescent_light_bulb_and_its_lowThanks to an overreaching federal government, the American public will soon be forced to purchase a product that’s severely overpriced, hazardous to our health and doesn’t live up to all its hype — and I’m not talking about Obamacare.

We now have a mere six shopping days left to stock up on a product Americans have relied on for their general household lighting needs almost since its perfection by Thomas Edison 134 years ago — the incandescent bulb. On Jan. 1, it will go the way of the dodo bird.

On Jan. 1, 2012, the manufacture and importation of 100-watt incandescent bulbs were discontinued. A year later, the 75-watt version was put out to pasture, too. 2014 will mark the bulb’s final phase-out — no more 40- or 60-watt bulbs. In their place, we’ll be forced to use either the squiggly-looking compact fluorescent light bulbs or LED lights, according to The Wichita Eagle.

I actually gave the fluorescent bulbs a try a few years ago. I needed a 75-watt bulb and picked out a very expensive GE “Energy Smart” 75, with disappointing results. That’s when I read the fine print.

It wasn’t really a 75-watt bulb — it was a 20-watt bulb with what GE claimed was the light intensity of a traditional 75-watt bulb. Balderdash! It had 25 watts, maybe — not 75.

Not only did the light lack intensity, it’s quality was lousy. Instead of the warm, full-spectrum glow we’ve all become accustomed to, it cast those in its weak glow in a ghastly pallor straight from “Night of the Living Dead.”

That’s when I read the really fine print. If you break one — and who among us hasn’t broken a light bulb — you’re cautioned to retreat from the premises immediately and do everything short of calling in the hazmat team. That’s because they’re packed with mercury.

Even worse, it now appears that the bulbs are hazardous to our health, even if they’re not broken.

Germany’s ALAB Laboratory, based in Berlin, discovered two years ago that the bulbs emit carcinogens when turned on, especially for extended periods of time, according to The Telegraph.

“For such carcinogenic substances, it is important they are kept as far away as possible from the human environment,” Peter Braun, who carried out the tests, told the British newspaper. “I, therefore, use them only very economically. They should not be used in unventilated areas and definitely not in the proximity of the head.”

In other words, don’t use them to settle down with a good book. That last chapter may kill you.

Incidentally, the package of that overpriced 20-watt GE “Energy Smart” bulb claimed it “lasts 5 years.” Apparently, that’s only true if you never actually turn it on. Within five months, I was giving it last rites.

That’s when I gave LEDs a try. I bought an inexpensive desk lamp with about 30 tiny light-emitting diodes to illuminate my computer keyboard. Within a few weeks, it turned into a cross between an emergency strobe light and a ‘70s disco ball, with each of the diodes flashing on and off in no particular order. It drove me and my eyes nuts.

When I returned the lamp to the store, I was told my complaint was pretty common.

So Jan. 1 is it, folks. There are some exceptions to the ban, according to The Wichita Eagle, including three-way bulbs, appliance bulbs, grow lights, black lights, yellow bug lights and infrared lamps.

With that, I wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and may your days be merry and, most of all, bright.

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89 thoughts on “Stock up: Final phase-out of traditional light bulbs begins in January

  1. Our Elected IDIOTS…er Representatives…are so SMART….er Stupid….they they know better what we need…because we are SO DUM that we need their VAST INTELLEGENCE…NOT…To survive….

  2. TAG says:

    search: “[my county] Homeland Security” and you’ll see we have now Federal, State, and even County Departments of Homeland Security.

    Where I live, they have a marine patrol boat, two of those chisel cabbed tankers on three axles – AWD, numerous humvees, several medical humvees and a 6×6 stake truck. My county has 48,000 population.

    They adopt the same circular seal as the DHS but add another color – in this case yellow/white/federal blue.

    So far there’s a county agency supporting every locale where every living relative of mine lives; in three states.

  3. CEDUPZ says:

    Fluorescent lamps have been in use since the 1930’s!!! And they have had reduced mercury over the decades! Are you people nuts? Philips and GE, and Osram have reduced the Hg in CFL lamps to be irrelevant. I use all kinds around my house and LPS and LED, no issues, they last for years, my LED have been on 24/7 12 of em 3 watts each puck for 5 years! Perfect color, lots of light, if you buy Chinese crap, you get what you pay for. crap. How come nobody made a stink about the Billions of tube lamps in the ceilings where they work for the last several decades! And those current type T5 are incredibly perfect color rendering, and super efficient, long gone are the old T12 Cool whites…did ya ever think the 3 major lamp makers want you to think CFL is bad, so you now move into LED, which are now really coming down in price, and all sorts of shapes and sizes

  4. Gregory says:

    I have been using compact fluorescent lights for more than 10 years without a hint of any of the problems listed in the article. They work quite well and come in a wide color variety from warm white to a full spectrum 6500k…. unlike incandescent bulbs.

  5. billwhit1357 says:

    I have stocked up on enough bulbs to last me and my four children our lifetimes! Obama and his Legion of Demons can kiss my backside with their Idiotic Rules! May Obama’s days be short and his time come to an end. May his widow weep for his loss and may America once again Prosper under an “American” Leader and never again elect an UnVetter Homosexual Muslim Maggot like Obama!

  6. Iloveamerica says:

    Thanks to the fascist george w bush.

  7. Bill says:

    And all of the ES bulbs are made in China.

  8. disqus_A1MZa6uLYt says:

    For those of you idiots who think this has to do with Obama, it was G. W. Bush who signed the ban into law back in 2007. Then again, I don’t expect rednecks to read.

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